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Nov. 19th, 2009 @ 02:19 pm Yuletide Freakout
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kung-fu
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It may be a sign of greater confidence in general, but I'm not freaking out about Yuletide this year. Possibly because I sat down and banged out a first sentence, and realized I'd be able to write the rest of the story without tears. Will it be spot-on and in-character and funny and wry and emotionally truthful? THAT I don't know. But there will be a story. And that's pretty great, because for the three days before I got the first sentence out, I was totally freaking out, just like I'm not doing now.

The. End.
Nov. 16th, 2009 @ 04:40 pm Dear Yuletide Santa
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HIMYM Threesome
I say this every year.

I'm easy. I will be deeply delighted by whatever you write. I am not married to anything. This year, I seem to want future fic, for some reason, but you know what? I like past fic. And crazy adventures. And romps. And farce.

I like stories with humor. Wry humor, really, but broad slapstick will do. I like happy endings. I like poignant moments and little details. I like discovering the secret things
you've discovered about the characters as you write them.

More specifically. )

Whatever you write me, be assured I'll be happy to get your story in my stocking on Yuletide Morn.

Thanks,
BBS
Jan. 27th, 2009 @ 01:10 pm State of the Fic...
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Barn-Rob
Sort of.

Per the demand of [info]splash_the_cat, the fic that has appeared in this LJ is all nicely tagged now. The rest is still over at my FicLaundering site, which does still appear to be a Firefly fic site, which is a TOTAL LIE of course, because I only ever wrote a story and a half of Firefly.

And also, it appears that "Totally Pretend" won "Best Lily" portrayal from the HIMYM Legendary Awards, and "How His Friends Became Her Friends" was voted "Best Minor Character" portrayal in the same. So, thanks!

And that is that.
Jan. 1st, 2009 @ 10:46 pm Yuletide Confessions
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Ryan - The Look
For Yuletide, I wrote "No Disgrace, No Calamity in Entourage for Deepa D. Since I pinch-hitted, I immediately fell into a panic, wrote the fic in two hours, panicked more, revised for three days, posted it, and panicked.

But she seems to've appreciated it, which is good! Because my concept was whack!

I got nothing 'cause I pinch-hit, but that actually makes me feel more comfortable--truly, 'tis better to give than receive.
Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:36 pm Random Rec
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Barn-Rob
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...for those of you HIMYMers who might be L'Engle fans, a surprising crossover: "the things Polly O'Keefe likes and dislikes about Barney Stinson." By [info]voleuse, "Suppress Context in Advance".

The flavor is far more L'Engle than HIMYM, and I have NO IDEA how it works, but it does. It's like an orange and pink coat I once saw. Or quantum physics. Or mint chocolate chip ice-cream. Mysterious and worky.
Dec. 15th, 2008 @ 09:15 pm (no subject)
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Barn-Rob
Oh, crap, I just volunteered to pinch-hit for Yuletide. WHAT WAS I THINKING.
Nov. 28th, 2008 @ 11:55 am (no subject)
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Barn-Rob
I am clearly going to have to write Barney mpreg to keep up with all the babyfic.
Apr. 29th, 2008 @ 11:08 pm HIMYM: The Goat
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Barn-Rob
My first 7 reactions. )
Rxn 8:

WHY was Robin wearing a female condom as a necklace with that blue shirt?
Apr. 26th, 2008 @ 11:19 pm So. Late.
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Barn-Rob
I'm so freaking late to the squee, it's not funny, but *sniffle* HIMYM spoiler redacted ) So. How 'bout some more Barney/Lily?"


...



..


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Feb. 24th, 2008 @ 09:44 am Still alive
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Barn-Rob
Sometimes I forget to post over here. Oops. ([info]fairmer is my official alter-ego, for the record.)

Just went through a mad fic-binge on [info]himym_fic. Must finish writing Barney/Lily epic (for some values of the word epic) for [info]iuliamentis's birthday fic, preferably before it's a month past her birthday, but who am I kidding?

When will my show come back? *plaintive whining* Shoooooow.... Shooooooooooowwwwww.....

Freakin' strike.

Right. Time to catch up on my flist.
Jan. 1st, 2008 @ 10:19 pm 30 Rock Fic: Two Random B-Plots Make One Very Special Episode [ensemble, gen]
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Barn-Rob
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Dec. 26th, 2007 @ 08:38 pm HIMYM Fic: "Nothing Changes. Everything Changes." (Barney/Robin, PG-13)
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BrOTP
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Dec. 26th, 2007 @ 07:34 pm Some HIMYM Stats. Because I'm bored.
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HIMYM Threesome
So. By my count, and it *is* an imperfect count, I'll grant you that, there are around 33 stories in HIMYM fandom.

Thirty-three.

And between twenty-five and thirty of them were written this year.

(I pause to mull this over. That's about one every thirteen days, or two a month. No wonder I'm so capable of keeping up with this fandom.)

My inaccurate count (statistical error of plus or minus five, right?) has some interesting break-downs.

Slash

There is very little slash. Most of it is crossover slash with Jim Halpert from The Office. There are three Barney/Ted stories out there, and no Marshall/Ted that I've been able to find (nor any Marshall/Barney)--at least, not without Lily involved.

Watching 2/3rds of the first season of HIMYM with friends this week provoked the question "Where is the Carlos/Ted slash?" Good question. It's where most of the fic for this show lives: in Unwrittania.

Femme-slash

Non-existent. In spite of a canonical kiss between Robin and Lily! (Though, there's also that canonical Marshall/Barney smacker in the first or second episode, so obviously canon is no one's friend when writing fic.)

OT3

One each of Barney/Lily/Marshall and Ted/Lily/Marshall. I'm surprised there isn't more of the latter.

Gen

I count one, and I've written it. (My count might be slightly off.) (Also, that zombie drabble might count as gen. It might also count as Ted/wife or Robin/Barney, but I'm not sure I counted it at all as I stare at my little marks.) (And the story about Barney becoming Suited Up Barney is probably gen, too. So make it 2.5)

Het Pairings

Robin/Barney is the big winner with 13 stories. Yowza! Robin/Ted is mentioned a lot, but it's the focus of about exactly one story, if I'm counting right, so for my purposes, there is only 1 Robin/Ted. We have one Barney/Lily that I can find, and a whopping 2 Ted/Lily. And one Ted/wife (though it's mentioned a lot, it's not the focus of more than one fic, by my count).

Conclusions

There's a lot of uncovered ground in this fandom. There's the OT3 that should never be (Barney/Lily/Ted) and a whole realm of slash waiting to be uncovered, and just about no one has done any crack fic or whacked out AU scenarios in which they're all in Regency England or are space pirates together. I'm ready for it, though. Bring it on!
Dec. 26th, 2007 @ 07:32 pm Yuletide Recs
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Barn-Rob
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Go Where Life Takes You
Barney/Robin and great jokes and inclusiveness with the show and continuity and tigers and bears, oh, my!

What They Drink
This one is actually Barney/Robin, so what more do you really need to know? Okay, well, I'll tell you. There's some very nicely done Methodical Barney bits, and there's also secret Barney lust/yearning that makes it just work so well...


Leave No Man Behind
BARNEY/ROBIN MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE FUTURE FIC. I don't think I can do anything to explain to you how awesome this story is. I don't think I'll ever be able to pick a favorite HIMYM fic, not really, but whichever way you count, this one is definitely going to be in the top three.


REAPER

The Facts of Life
The Devil explains sex and girls to Sam. Very funny.


GREEK & ROMAN MYTHOLOGY

The Bright Light of Shipwreck
Medusa, from Athena's point of view. Just beautiful.


30 ROCK

Nature or Nurture?
A fantastic tag to "Ludachristmas."

Protégé-Mentor Guidelines
Jack, Liz, desk sex and banter.

Jury Duty
Exactly like watching an episode of the show, which we sorely need in these strike-benighted times. So great!
Dec. 18th, 2007 @ 10:07 pm *knuffles*
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Barn-Rob
I realize I've only written three fic-bits this year (including [info]yuletide). And I've not read more than maybe fifty stories total, between everything anyone ever wrote in HIMYM three times each, plus some The Office & 30 Rock (yay, sitcom fic! Who knew?), and a random thing or five (from [info]dsudis and [info]splash_the_cat).

And yet, even in that small dosage, fandom totally saved my life this fall.

(In utterly related news, I passed my class, with a B+. And that's before the extra credit gets factored in. I am not an utter and complete failure at grad school, after all.)

(In utterly unrelated news, I finished watching Tin Man, and multitudinous quibbles aside, I really, really, REALLY need to find some good DG/Cain. If anyone has read any, please share. Otherwise, you will be forcing me to write it. Which means that my incipient Barney/Lily getting it on in San Francisco will die a young death. And we don't want that, do we?)
Dec. 13th, 2007 @ 11:59 pm *twirls*
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Barn-Rob
I win at Yuletide. I'm all uploaded.
Dec. 11th, 2007 @ 11:02 pm OMG - HIMYM amazingness
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For the love of god, this is the single most awesome thing ever.

Uhm. I don't want to spoil it, but I swear to God it will be worth your while. (Looks at [info]dsudis and [info]iuliamentis pointedly.)
Dec. 11th, 2007 @ 10:14 pm Here's the thing. Also, this is kind of a rec.
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I just watched this week's HIMYM for the second time. The secret Robin/Barney ship is so not a secret. There were glances. And physical closeness. And outright seduction on screen, only somehow none of the Trifecta noticed it.

Here's the thing, though. I think maybe Barney is more in love with Robin than Robin is with Barney.

HOW CAN THAT BE?

(Goes back to read over what I just wrote.)

No, none of that's actually a spoiler. No cutting.

I am going to go comfort-read [info]irishmizzy's fantastic Like the border between greece and albania, which is, without a doubt, the most perfect Robin/Barney fic ever written, and I am sorry to say it because almost every Robin/Barney fic I've read is very awesome, so that lets you know how truly awesome it is...

Like, this part:

Her life is never a movie when she needs it to be, though, so Robin dries her hands and walks back to the table silently reciting I am drunk, drunk I am and trying to think of a line that rhymes with “an asshat named Barney.”

which is hysterical, because I have been that drunk in almost exactly that way...

and this part:

The only thing she’s sure of is that when the car stops she has his tie wrapped around her fist and a knee digging into the seat.

which is hot

and this part:

The Treaty of Scherbatsky and Stinson is rather detailed, with sections about secrecy and appropriate MacLaren's behavior and an entire page about what happens in the event of the tears of one T. Mosby.

They make a contract, and it's a real written one, to have secret sex, and there's a contingency clause if Ted finds out and then cries! How fantastic is that? How LIKE the show is that? Go forth and read it and feedback it until she cries for mercy and writes us some more.
Dec. 6th, 2007 @ 11:42 am It's not that I'm bored, it's that I'm *avoiding* things
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HIMYM Threesome
Poll #1101571 Who's your mummy?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 13

The current best bet for Ted's wife is...

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Victoria
0 (0.0%)

Barney (hah!)
3 (23.1%)

the slutty pumpkin
3 (23.1%)

an entirely new character
7 (53.8%)

Ticky

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pineapple ticky
7 (63.6%)

pumpkin ticky
1 (9.1%)

awesomeness ticky
4 (36.4%)

legen-ticky
8 (72.7%)

Dec. 1st, 2007 @ 05:52 pm HIMYM love
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'Specially for [info]splash_the_cat: it's apocalyptic HIMYM! Wingman by [info]fox1013. It's short and I won't spoil it.